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German in Wheelchair Busted For Drunk Driving

A wheelchair-bound man was spotted by police driving down the middle of the road in a village in eastern Germany. When they breathalysed him they were shocked to find that he was ten times over the legal limit for drivers.

When a squad car patrolling the village of Ventschow, in northeastern Germany, spotted a wheelchair-bound man out on the open road late on Saturday night, the police officers suspected he might be under the influence. They were right. When he was given a breathalyzer test, they were stunned to find that he was a whopping ten times over the legal limit for drivers. He had a 0.5 percent blood alcohol content (BAC)—the legal limit in Germany is 0.05 percent.

“He was right in the middle of the road,” a spokesman for the police told Reuters Tuesday. “The officers couldn’t believe it when they saw the results of the breath test. That’s a life- threatening figure.”

Now the authorities are faced with the tricky task of how to penalize this kind of behavior. Technically the man was traveling as a pedestrian, and so cannot be charged with a driving offence.

“It’s not like we can impound his wheelchair,” the police spokesman said. “But he is facing some sort of punishment. It’s just not clear yet what that will be.”

Please, try to come up with something creative.

Posted by elwedriddsche on 2007-05-23 09:05:00
Germany • Tags: booze, germany
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Consigliere's avatar

Treatment might be the starting point here rather than creativity on the charging side.

United States • Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) • 2007-05-24 07:23:28
elwedriddsche's avatar

You mean a speed governor for the wheelchair?

United States • Posted by elwedriddsche • 2007-05-24 07:27:19
zilch's avatar

It’s all the more amazing when one considers that crips usually can’t handle as much alcohol as abies.  I guess I’m just lucky that a certain woman in a chair pulling me on skates, both of us on mushrooms, didn’t get busted that one time…

Austria • Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) • 2007-05-24 11:28:47
Consigliere's avatar

LMFAO!  Beautiful zilch.  Simply beautiful.

United States • Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) • 2007-05-24 20:00:06

The solution is simple…give the man a “blow and go” like the do on cars.  If he cannot pass a breathalyzer test, his wheelchair wheels lock up.  Toyota is also working on technology that detects alcohol in your skin via the steering wheel, so this could also be applied to his wheel chair.  There really are plenty of options.
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Alan S.
San Diego DUI lawyer

United States • Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) • 2009-02-06 14:12:47

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