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Lawyer Lyrics

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Here’s our first entry, an excerpt from “(She’s An) Electronic Discovery” — a lawyer’s love song that pulls at the heart strings:

Late night doc review for a case
Was the first time ever I saw her face
Bates number a million two one
Was “Employees Have Some Fun in the Sun”
“Come hither” smile ‘neath a tropical hat
Accessible in her native format
In photographic preservation
No evidence of spoliation.
(She’s An) Electronic Discovery
Like an e mail she sends me
If I meta, then I’d data
But our love is stuck in beta.

Posted by Consigliere on 2007-12-16 12:15:00

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geekmom's avatar

The last two lines make the song!!

United States • Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) • 2007-12-16 18:16:20

Thanks to you both for the kind post and comment.

United States • Posted by LawTunes • 2009-06-29 15:31:24

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