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logomachy: n.  A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem—a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.
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Moments in atheist parenting.

geekmom's avatar

So yesterday I had finished entering the titles for nearly half our collection of DVDs (we just got the jukebox fixed, so once we loaded the DVDs back in, someone had to sit there with the remote or a keyboard and re-index everything that wasn’t automatically recognized).  I got to number 130, and then decided to quit for the day, as I had gotten all of Pookie’s DVDs done early.

After she came home from school, she wanted to watch "Wiggly, Wiggly Christmas" (with—you guessed it—the Wiggles).  One of their songs is something about the baby Jesus, although in this version they don’t mention him by name (come on—it’s singing about in a manger, in a stable, on a holy night—who else could it be?).

I was starting to wonder when Pookie would ask me about Jesus, and what I would say if she asked me if he really existed.  At that moment, the Wiggles sang the chorus:  "On this holy night, a little baby’s born ..." 

And I hear Pookie say next to me, "But not really."

I was startled, and began to wonder who in the world could have been passing her such atheistic attitudes in school, because we hadn’t touched on this yet at home.  And then she added, "It’s just a doll."

And I realized she was saying that the doll in the musical number wasn’t a real baby being born. 

Well, that’s good enough.  One bullet dodged for now.

Posted by geekmom on 2004-11-19 06:36:00
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skwurt's avatar

So, did her parents buy her s   
So, did her parents buy her something called “Wiggly, Wiggle Christmas”? 

Is there also a “Wiggly, Wiggly Buddha” CD?
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and many are the dead men, too silent to be real.
-G Lightfoot

Canada • Posted by skwurt • 2004-11-19 09:39:54
elwedriddsche's avatar

Now that’s a visual image I d   
Now that’s a visual image I didn’t need.
A favorite line from a PC game: "To build a better butter Buddha". Please don’t ask, get hold of a copy of Journeyman 3 and find out yourself.

United States • Posted by elwedriddsche • 2004-11-19 10:03:26
geekmom's avatar

no, and   

there is just something So Wrong about four Australians singing “Hevenu Shalom Aleichem” ...

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 10:43:08
Loki's avatar

Better to dodge it than bite it   
But watch for the shrapnel.
Our neighbor’s son asked my son to attend church with her. Grant asked which god his church was for. Upon noticing the very confused look on the other child’s face, Grant said, ‘Well, some people think there’s this really big god who made everything, and some people thing THAT god is a girl, and some people think there’s lots of god for lots of things, and some people think there aren’t ANY gods at all the the whole world was made when a big piece of space blew up.”
  “Well, what do YOU think?”
“I don’t know. I’m only 6.”


loki

United States • Posted by Loki • 2004-11-19 13:34:31
geekmom's avatar

priceless.  Just priceless.   
Some day I wanna meet this boy wonder of yours, Loke ... smile

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 13:38:07
Loki's avatar

Y’know, we could just swap ‘e   
Y’know, we could just swap ‘em at the airport. I could use a little more estrogen in the household.
When I heard Grant’s conversation, I was both proud and a little scared. It’s wonderful to see he’s listening when we talk to him; and I will never drill him on what he should or should not believe, but I wonder how it might affect him later in childhood. Will he be relieved I haven’t forced a set of beliefs on him, or will he feel ostracized by NOT subscribing to a specific religion, or by NOT stating wholeheartedly that he’s atheist?
Then there’s my family of STRICT Southern Baptists. But that’s another rant for another thread;-)

United States • Posted by Loki • 2004-11-19 13:46:47
geekmom's avatar

well, thanks to skwurt   

I think we’ll call ourselves Reformed Southern Epistemologists from now on. Wanna join? LOL

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 14:06:46
Loki's avatar

Ooh, that just might do the t   
Ooh, that just might do the trick!
But, is there a dress code?

United States • Posted by Loki • 2004-11-19 14:12:41
geekmom's avatar

yes.   

Black lace tangas are required. Even for the menfolk.

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 14:45:58
skwurt's avatar

Re: yes.   

Black lace tangas are required.  Even for the menfolk. 

Is this every day attire, or just for special celebrations?

Canada • Posted by skwurt • 2004-11-19 15:13:51
geekmom's avatar

honey, when you’re an RSE   

EVERY day is a special celebration! booze

‘Cause you just never know if tomorrow’s gonna get here.

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 15:32:26
skwurt's avatar

I think I’ll stick with the N   
I think I’ll stick with the Northern Epistemological Conference ... they wear toques ... much more comfy than tangas.
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and many are the dead men, too silent to be real.
-G Lightfoot

Canada • Posted by skwurt • 2004-11-19 15:37:27
geekmom's avatar

heresy!!!   

Those toque-wearing northern heretics!  They probably even drink SACRAMENTAL BEER!

United States • Posted by geekmom • 2004-11-19 15:39:40
deadscot's avatar

It’s odd…   

It really seems like a lifetime ago but I still remember being required to drag some poor childhood friend of mine to church on Sundays as part of my father’s family outreach program. Looking back, I recall telling other youngsters they were doomed to eternal hellfire if they didn’t accompany me and find the Lord™.

I don’t remember anyone responding in the same manner as Loki’s son, albeit I was only 12 or so, but I do remember fending off their unaswerable inquiries with something along the lines of just show up and see if God talks to you. And I wonder why I didn’t have many friends as a child? Hmm…

United States • Posted by deadscot • 2004-11-21 16:14:22

elwedriddsche: I have been looking for that game for so long! In the end I had to type the only line I could remember in a search engine and come across your post! I can’t believe I lost this game!

Oh, sorry everyone. I was just overjoyed at finding out the name of the game, I had to say something. It’s been years…

United States • Posted by Butter Buddhas! • 2009-01-13 21:11:18
elwedriddsche's avatar

You’re very welcome.

United States • Posted by elwedriddsche • 2009-01-14 07:06:51

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